" Shoos"

1) Why do all starving Americans go after Burgers and all starving Koreans go after noodles? Why does starving Indians continue to starve? 2) To have someone of the stature of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle write about " Lot 249" is utterly, utterly unbelievable. I am still recovering. 3) Why do some people publicly claim to have more than 2000 pageviews of their blog when it is not even 200, and that too declare something like that on Facebook? Why? It is a sin.You simply waste the time of people like me who tend to think you actually write sense. 4) When a person tells you to trust them because they don't do liquor. I will say, don't use the word trust. Damn it man. I might not be Sherlock Holmes but from the shade of your lips and from your eyes I can tell, what you are upto. It is no sin. Just so you know it. And then you get to hear the kiddish crap " I thought you will think I am not a good company for you". Dude, get a life. What are you? And where are you? 5) Then there are jobless morons. I am sure these people don't have the slightest idea of what they are going to do with their lives but they have endless pieces of advice for you. Someone told me to do a Bed, right after I complete my masters. I told him that I don't want to. He said, " you should.". 'Why' is my question; Just because someone you know is doing it or because you think all English graduates and post graduates want to opt that. I not only think that Bed is a complete waste of time , but I also think it to be a burden on the shoulders of aspiring teachers who can let go off this stupid course and yet be great teachers. And why do I waste my time and that too two years doing something I dont want to, immediately at this moment.